


'Transformers' review: 'Rise of the Beasts' rolls out with renewed franchise vigor 2. "Beasts" gets a boost from a smart script and Transformers look more akin to their '80s versions including Mirage (Pete Davidson), a rebellious sort who makes fast friends with Anthony Ramos' human electronics whiz. Metal gorilla Optimus Primal (voiced by Ron Perlman) and winged Airazor (Michelle Yeoh) get help from the Autobots protecting Earth from Unicron, a world-devouring threat. The latest outing takes place in the 1990s and borrows from that era in "Transformers" canon with the debuting Maximals (who first appeared in the "Beast Wars" cartoon). It’s not Oscar-worthy, but at least makes for a fun popcorn flick. The Autobots want to rebuild their cosmic home of Cybertron, their war against the Decepticons deepens when the villains want to turn Earth’s machinery against humans, and Shia LaBeouf’s Sam is an ordinary high-schooler thrown into the middle of this conflict who also gets a shot at romance with his crush Mikaela (Megan Fox). The first live-action film is one of the best because it keeps things simple. (Fun fact: Leonard Nimoy’s voicing of Sentinel Prime marks his final major film role before he died in 2015.) 4. The story ties in the moon landing with the ongoing struggles between Autobots and Decepticons, unleashes the wicked cool Shockwave and tosses in a little drama with the addition of Sentinel Prime, Optimus’ predecessor, who is revived and betrays the good guys. Take away Shia LaBeouf’s character and his job woes (being the Autobots' mascot doesn't pay the bills!), and "Dark of the Moon" is at least kind of decent.

"Extinction " reintroduces the fan-favorite Dinobots from the old cartoons, turns one of its main human characters to literal ash, and originates a metal called Transformium, which impressively manages to make that unobtanium from "Avatar" sound much less stupid. 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' (2014)Įven Mark Wahlberg can do only so much to save a plot revolving around an organization that creates its own evil Transformers to battle our mechanical protagonists and a trip to China whose lone purpose seemed to be boosting international box office. The filmmaker re-creates "Armageddon" with transforming robots – with Prime breaking bad and betraying humanity – which presents a core question: Who's the audience for this thing? Not adults who grew up with Optimus and Bumblebee as friends till the end. But Optimus Prime beating the Energon out of his old pal Bumblebee is just plain wrong in Michael Bay's atrocious swan song. 'Transformers: The Last Knight' (2017)īatman battling Superman was disconcerting. A stupid plot about an ancient Decepticon harvesting the Earth’s sun is probably the least of this disaster's shortcomings. Shia LaBeouf’s college kid Sam Witwicky is seduced by a sexy robot spy in a truly unsexy sequence one gigantic Decepticon has a wrecking ball for genitalia another Transformer is so old he needs a walker and two Autobots are racial stereotypes gone wrong.
AUTOBOTS IN AGE OF EXTINCTION MOVIE
This is not only a bad movie by "Transformers" standards, but it’s also one of the worst movies ever, period. 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' (2009) The new '90s-set film "Rise of the Beasts" is out, so let's see how it fits into the canon with the definitive ranking of "Transformers" movies: 8.
AUTOBOTS IN AGE OF EXTINCTION SERIES
Series mainstays Optimus Prime and Bumblebee have had human allies in stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Mark Wahlberg and now Anthony Ramos and Dominique Fishback, yet no one goes to a "Transformers" movie to see the people. It’s all about the explosions, heroic Autobots throwing haymakers at evil Decepticons, and robots transforming into cars and planes and tanks and stuff. They might have an abundance of robots in disguise, but over the years, the "Transformers" have not been able to hide their terribleness.Ĭalling the big-screen versions of the 1980s cartoon/toy franchise a mixed bag would be generous – quite a few have been absolute garbage fires.
